The 'Family Values' Party Has a Problem

The same voices warning about cultural collapse keep starring in stories that would’ve scandalized them a decade ago.

I want to be clear at the outset that I have no interest in kink-shaming anyone, nor in doing a touchdown dance to celebrate somebody else’s family crisis.

I am, however, extremely interested in the fact that we now live in a timeline where what I’m about to tell you won’t change anybody’s mind about which party represents wholesome family values.

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