Weekend at Donnie’s

From swollen ankles to proof-of-life photos, the speculation says as much about America’s anxieties as it does about Trump’s health.

My kids are still reeling from the cosmic injustice that Chick-fil-A closes on Sundays, and so it’s no surprise that, after a few Trump-free days, dopamine-deprived Americans were twitching for their next ALL CAPS fix from the attention economy’s reigning purveyor of entertaining outrage.

In case you missed it, President Trump recently vanished from publ…